Schwarzenegger's Unimog is...  BIG

"PatBateman" (PatBateman) 01/23/2016 at 21:03 • Filed to: Unimog

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So you might have seen a !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! about this car on Truck Yeah a few days ago. It looked pretty intimidating in those pics, right? Let me just say that you will never understand how insanely large this truck Unimognster is until you’re up close to it, in person. How big, you ask?

I don’t have small hands.

The fact is that the first picture was taken with my phone at eye level. And I’m 6'. The Unimog isn’t just big; it’s HUGE. Even my best guesses on how high the roofline is (10.5-11') don’t really put it into perspective.

I’m guessing that those are for the brakes. Nice motorcycles have smaller engines.

I had to raise the phone over my head to take this picture:

This “thing” is so big, that it would make a wealthy executive/weekend rancher with an F-350 King Ranch 4x4 feel inadequate. It’s so awe-inspiringly large that I feel confident that it would turn the most die hard anti-bro truck auto enthusiast into a lover of all things lifted. I’m not kidding. Just... So big (and cool), you’ll want to either cuddle with a teddy bear in your safe space or buy it.

Is it worth $350k?

To someone who has the means, I have to say “HELL yes”.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > PatBateman 01/23/2016 at 21:09

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Can confirm. These things are big personified.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > PatBateman 01/23/2016 at 21:10

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Oppo party bus..er mog!

PatBateman > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 01/23/2016 at 21:11

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Mammoth. Gargantuan. Another 25¢ word for “fucking big as shit”.

Sneaky Pete > PatBateman 01/23/2016 at 21:12

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Agree on all counts. I will own one someday...mine wouldn’t be all pretty and luxurious though, it’d be a utilitarian bad ass mobile.

PatBateman > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 01/23/2016 at 21:13

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As I hear you’re living on Hoth, this might be “Snowpacalypse commuter”.

PatBateman > Sneaky Pete 01/23/2016 at 21:15

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It’s “luxurious” in the cab, meaning it has a radio, AC, and leather. Otherwise, it’s ready to get down and dirty.

OPPOsaurus WRX > PatBateman 01/23/2016 at 21:26

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Id take it like this

PatBateman > OPPOsaurus WRX 01/23/2016 at 21:27

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A bit top heavy, but a great iteration for a zombie apocalypse bug out vehicle.

Frenchlicker > PatBateman 01/23/2016 at 21:38

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A Unimog for all seasons!

PatBateman > Frenchlicker 01/23/2016 at 21:44

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OOH! Crew cab Unimog! Yes please!

Frenchlicker > PatBateman 01/23/2016 at 22:08

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Gotta have room for the dogs. Or for some crazy people, the kids.

Sam > PatBateman 01/24/2016 at 01:53

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Very cool, but not worth $350k to me.

1337 MR2 > PatBateman 01/28/2016 at 02:12

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I spent a day riding around in the back of one once. They’re definitely HUGE.

banzaitoyota > PatBateman 08/15/2016 at 11:09

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When the H1 doesn’t make you manly enough